The Maury Povich Show (1991-Present)

**sperminator** · 04-28-2011, 01:59 AM

there were 2 sets of guests that appeared on both shows (maury and springer) with the same story. the only difference is that they were more violent on springer

**Coddfish** · 04-28-2011, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiing

Well, there shes a higher class whore. No cheeseburgers for her. She fucks for chinese food.

I would have made them get arrested rather than picking them up. And I would have changed the locks and let them deal with life themselves. They want to live on their terms, then do it.

I loved the part when Maury asked her about the General Tso chicken.

Also, I agree. If those girls think they're so 'grown', then they should be able to deal with their own lives...like they're 'grown'...or whatever they say.

Originally Posted by CDNBear

I love this thread for the same reasons I love those shows...

My whole life was boring compared to them asshats.

I sometimes like to think of these shows as self-esteem boosters.

'If you're blue, catch Maury! That way, you can find people that are more f*cked up than you!'

Originally Posted by sperminator

there were 2 sets of guests that appeared on both shows (maury and springer) with the same story. the only difference is that they were more violent on springer

*laugh* I'll admit, that wouldn't surprise me!

One time, I knew about this one guest who went on Maury and Jenny Jones...

**Coddfish** · 04-28-2011, 02:02 PM

And for anyone interested, here's more on Simone...

My God, she can run!

**Coddfish** · 04-28-2011, 02:04 PM

And for anyone else interested, here's more wild teens...

"And I had sex for a hamburger, french fries and a ponytail weave."

So...she had sex for a happy meal?

**sperminator** · 04-29-2011, 12:42 AM

I'm in love with the MAURY show

**Coddfish** · 04-29-2011, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by sperminator

I'm in love with the MAURY show

*laugh* I wonder if they went to the show when it was still in New York...now the show's in Stanford, CT.

**Coddfish** · 04-29-2011, 11:37 PM

Now, here's a classic. It's the Oompa Loompa!

**IdRatherBeSkiing** · 04-30-2011, 09:46 AM

With all the comforting Maury does, I wonder if anybody ever tests Maury to see if he is the father?

**CDNBear** · 04-30-2011, 09:59 AM

**Coddfish** · 04-30-2011, 07:03 PM

*laugh* You would wonder!

Also, why do the women run backstage on the show? It seems like every woman who goes on the show has to run at least a mile down Maury's stage!

Is it like a new diet plan for some of them? Go on the show, run a few miles to avoid the crowd and former 'baby-daddy'...

I swear, with some of the women, you wouldn't even think that they could run that fast!

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